Friday, December 14, 2007

Christmas Treats in Hell

Ten treats we never want to see:

1. Roast Jerky
2. Figgy Jell-o
3. Garlic Canes
4. Hot Buttered Sardines
5. Gingerbread Yes Men
6. Pickle Punch
7. Baked Bean Ambrosia
8. Mountain Oyster Marzipan
9. Chocolate-Covered Pigs Knuckles
10. Peppermint Haggis

Monday, December 10, 2007

FORAC: Found Your Letter To Santa

I got to work this afternoon and this e-mail was in my in-box, addressed to the collective:


A letter to addressed Santa in a green envelope with beautiful red crayon printing and a red crayon star..(at least I think it’s a star) has been found and turned into me. .
If it is yours or if you were entrusted with delivering it to Santa..you can pick it up from my desk.
Thanks
Laura

Wednesday, December 05, 2007